Bitcoin Sim: The Ultimate Monte Carlo Sandbox for Data-Driven HODLers

Bitcoin Sim lets you time-travel through Bitcoin’s possible futures—anything from next quarter to 2045—using lightning-fast, customizable Monte Carlo simulations. Move a slider, flip a toggle, or add a liquidity shock and watch thousands of price paths fan out on a Metal-powered chart. Every scenario is purely hypothetical, so you can experiment freely with zero real-money risk. Highlights • GPU Turbo – Up to 300 000 iterations in ~20 s (≈ 11× faster than CPU). • Guided Walk-through – A step-by-step overlay gets first-time users running and interpreting results in minutes. • Tilt Bar – A live, green-to-red meter shows how bullish or bearish your current settings are. • Portfolio Planner – Add a lump sum, schedule DCA buys, or set withdrawals to test any strategy. • Seed Lock (IAP) – Freeze the random seed for perfectly repeatable A/B comparisons. • Deep-Dive Models – Mean reversion, regime switching, GARCH volatility, and autocorrelation for serious quants. • Risk Dashboard – Flip the summary card for Sortino Ratio, Max Drawdown, and Value-at-Risk. • Insights Generator – After every run, you get a clear, plain-English write-up that spotlights the key drivers behind your outcome. • Fluid Metal Charts – Pinch, pan, and toggle between BTC price and portfolio value on a log scale. • Learn as You Go – Clear tooltips translate complex math into everyday language. Whether you’re brand-new to crypto or a data-driven HODLer, Bitcoin Sim gives you the sandbox to imagine where Bitcoin could go—right from your iPhone or iPad.