Hey! on Fark.com: Real-Time Snark and Human-Curated News for the Internet Veteran

"Hey! on Fark.com" is the official Fark App directly from Fark.com that's designed for your mobile device. In addition to reading all of the news and funny headlines from Fark on your phone, now you can completely customize how you get news that's important to you, including unlimited keyword triggers for stories you're interested in, and customizable notifications for real-time updates of the topics and tags of your choice. Features: NOTIFICATIONS – Set custom triggers by topic or tag so you never miss what's important to you. Get alerts for when someone responds to your comment or mentions your username in a thread. Get notifications for Fark parties near you if you want. Also get all linked stories from sources you like, such as CNN, Scientific American, ESPN, etc. COMPLETELY CUSTOMIZABLE – Set your own custom keyword triggers and be informed immediately whenever a headline with that keyword is posted WANDER – Seamless integration with Fark mobile lets you read through all the news on Fark in a format optimized for your mobile device DISCUSS – Read the story or jump directly to the live discussion thread SHARE – One-touch sharing of any story to Twitter or Facebook PAUSE – Choose when you don't want to receive notifications on the triggers you selected SUBMIT - Send stories from Safari directly to the Fark submission page STICKER - Sticker your messages! Tag your friends' messages as 'AMUSING', 'FAIL', 'OBVIOUS', or whatever else strikes your fancy