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Real Vampires

Name: Real Vampires
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Unearth the macabre truth in a narrative adventure that blends dark humor, poetic horror, and inverse mechanics to subvert everything you know about the undead.

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400

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1.0/5

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Publisher

Those Eyes ApS

Unearth the Truth Behind the Legend

Step into a world where Slavic folklore meets dark humor. Experience a narrative adventure that challenges your assumptions and rewards your curiosity with every bite.

Authentic Slavic Folklore

Move beyond the sparkly tropes. Explore real historical accounts of vampirism and ancient rituals rooted in deep cultural research and historical artifacts.

Subversive Inverse Mechanics

Forget everything you know about winning. Progress through failure and master 'inverse' gameplay that forces you to see the world from both sides of the stake.

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Real Vampires - A surreal 2.5D collage scene from the game Real Vampires showing a character reading a book in a graveyard under a purple sky. — A surreal 2.5D collage scene from the game Real Vampires showing a character reading a book in a graveyard under a purple sky.

Real Vampires - Surrealist level selection screen in Real Vampires with day and night options in a Slavic setting. — Surrealist level selection screen in Real Vampires with day and night options in a Slavic setting.

Real Vampires - Gameplay screen from Real Vampires showing a vintage map of Ukraine and Poland with narrative text about the 1572 plague. — Gameplay screen from Real Vampires showing a vintage map of Ukraine and Poland with narrative text about the 1572 plague.

Real Vampires - Surreal 2.5D artwork of cows with their tails knotted together in a field at sunset from the game Real Vampires. — Surreal 2.5D artwork of cows with their tails knotted together in a field at sunset from the game Real Vampires.

Real Vampires - Surreal forest scene with a headless statue and a dark creature from the Real Vampires adventure game — Surreal forest scene with a headless statue and a dark creature from the Real Vampires adventure game

Real Vampires - A surreal 2.5D night forest scene from the game Real Vampires featuring a spotted creature and figures with tools. — A surreal 2.5D night forest scene from the game Real Vampires featuring a spotted creature and figures with tools.

Real Vampires - A surreal mini game screen featuring collage style children with googly eyes and musical notes on a purple background — A surreal mini game screen featuring collage style children with googly eyes and musical notes on a purple background

Real Vampires - A surreal character with a wide grin rising from an open grave in a graveyard at night. — A surreal character with a wide grin rising from an open grave in a graveyard at night.

Real Vampires - A surreal mini game scene from Real Vampires showing a hammer and a stake near orange vampire feet — A surreal mini game scene from Real Vampires showing a hammer and a stake near orange vampire feet

Real Vampires - A surreal collage style mini game with historical figures having modified faces and a purple hammer floating above — A surreal collage style mini game with historical figures having modified faces and a purple hammer floating above

Description

From Folklore to Gameplay: Meet the Real Vampires Real Vampires is a narrative-driven adventure game that blends dark humor, eerie poetry, and authentic Slavic vampire folklore into a unique interactive experience. Developed by Those Eyes, the Copenhagen-based studio behind the award-winning Cosmic Top Secret, this game invites players to explore real stories of fear, death, and transformation—told through the eyes of both vampire and folk. Inspired by Dr. Łukasz Kozak’s haunting anthology With Stake and Spade: Vampiric Diversity in Poland, the game breathes (undead) life into real historical accounts of vampirism. You’ll encounter chilling tales rooted in local beliefs, from plague burials to devoured shrouds, and be forced to ask: who are the real monsters? But this isn’t just a walk through the graveyard. Each level features inverse mechanics that flip traditional gameplay on its head. Progress through failure, question your actions, and see the world from both sides of the stake. Because in Real Vampires, failure is not the end, but the beginning of a greater understanding. Along the way, you’ll dig, slice, chew, bake, and bleed through surreal mini-games that challenge your assumptions—sometimes literally. Humor and horror go hand-in-hand as you unearth buried truths and encounter undead beings that are frightening, absurd, and oddly relatable. Key Features: Dual Perspective Gameplay – Play as both vampire and folk across intertwining stories. Inverse Mechanics – Replay levels with a twist: the Night way may reveal more than the Day. Stunning Visual Style – Surreal 2.5D artwork and animated sequences inspired by Slavic art and Monty Python-style absurdism. Authentic Slavic Folklore – Inspired by real accounts, respectfully adapted in collaboration with cultural experts. Poetic Horror & Dark Humor – A narrative tone that balances absurdity with historical depth. Cross-Border Collaboration – Developed with diverse creatives and folklore scholars from Poland and Denmark. Content Warning: This game contains folklore-based horror, stylized body imagery, and mature themes. Not suitable for children or sensitive audiences. Viewer discretion is advised. Uncover the Real Vampires—if you dare.