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Are You Dead? - Still Alive?

Name: Are You Dead? - Still Alive?
Availability: InStock
Rating: 3.6 (1 reviews)

One tap to tell your circle you're still kicking—no doom-scrolling or social performance required. Because your plants can't call 911 and your friends shouldn't have to guess.

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Downloads

1K+

User Rating

3.6/5

Total Ratings

Publisher

思龙熊

Existential Peace of Mind

Stay connected to your circle without the exhaustion of social media. A minimalist safety net for the chronically anxious and the proudly anti-social.

The "Not Today, Satan" Tap

One daily tap to confirm you’re still here. No performative posting or scrolling—just a quick win to start your day.

The Ghost Protocol

Let your inner circle peek at your status without a single text. Low-stakes mutual monitoring for the digitally fatigued.

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Screenshots

Are You Dead? - Still Alive? - Home screen of the Are You Dead app featuring a green Still fresh check-in button and a survival streak counter — Home screen of the Are You Dead app featuring a green Still fresh check-in button and a survival streak counter

Are You Dead? - Still Alive? - Smartphone screen showing the Body Retrieval Squad list with friend status updates — Smartphone screen showing the Body Retrieval Squad list with friend status updates

Are You Dead? - Still Alive? - Interface of the Are You Dead app showing the Body Retrieval Squad screen with a list of friends and a poke feature to check on their status — Interface of the Are You Dead app showing the Body Retrieval Squad screen with a list of friends and a poke feature to check on their status

Are You Dead? - Still Alive? - Settings screen of the Are You Dead app showing the Post Mortem PS section for leaving final instructions and Wi-Fi passwords — Settings screen of the Are You Dead app showing the Post Mortem PS section for leaving final instructions and Wi-Fi passwords

Are You Dead? - Still Alive? - iPhone lock screen showing multiple check in notifications from friends on the Are You Dead app — iPhone lock screen showing multiple check in notifications from friends on the Are You Dead app

Description

The App for the Existentially Anxious Life is loud. Social media is exhausting. Welcome to a "Minimalist Social" where silence is the message. No scrolling. No fake stories. Just one tap to let your circle know: "I'm still here." FEATURES WE HOPE YOU NEVER NEED: - The "Not Today, Satan" Button: One tap every morning. That's it. It’s the easiest win of your day. Congrats on waking up! - The "Ghost Protocol" (Guardian Circle): Add up to 10 friends. Proactively peek at their status to ensure they're still kicking, or wait for us to alert you if they go silent. It’s mutual monitoring for the chronically anxious. - The "Post-Mortem Paperwork" (Auto-Emails): If your silence becomes final, the emails go out. We’ll automatically blast your emergency contacts with your last instructions, secret confessions, or just the Wi-Fi password. - The Passive-Aggressive Nudge: The digital equivalent of poking a stick at a friend to see if they move. WHO IS THIS FOR? * Introverts who want people to care, but from a distance. * Over-protective besties who need to know their crew is still breathing. * Solo adventurers (or people who just trip over rugs a lot). * Anyone who wants to leave a legacy of "Responsible Adulting." Download now. Because your plants can't call 911.