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牛马配件

Name: 牛马配件
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The ultimate emotional accessory for the modern office. Watch your salary tick up in real-time, gamify your "paid to poop" moments, and build your own "slacking wall" to survive the corporate grind.

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Suzhou Qidian Storm Information Technology Co., Ltd.

Turn Your Desk Time into a Win

Designed for the modern 'workhorse,' our app helps you reclaim your time and find the hidden humor in the daily 9-to-5 grind.

Real-Time Pay Ticker

Watch your earnings tick up by the second. Feel the instant satisfaction of knowing you're being paid just to exist.

The Paid-Break Tracker

Calculate the ROI of your coffee runs and bathroom breaks. Because 'boss makes a dollar, I make a dime' is more than just a meme.

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牛马配件 - Slacking achievement screen showing a contribution heat map and daily earnings from work breaks. — Slacking achievement screen showing a contribution heat map and daily earnings from work breaks.

牛马配件 - A mobile app interface calculating income earned during a paid restroom break — A mobile app interface calculating income earned during a paid restroom break

牛马配件 - A mobile app interface showing a timer and real-time earnings accumulation during a paid bathroom break — A mobile app interface showing a timer and real-time earnings accumulation during a paid bathroom break

牛马配件 - A home screen widget for the Workhorse Accessories app showing real-time earnings and paid break costs on an iPhone. — A home screen widget for the Workhorse Accessories app showing real-time earnings and paid break costs on an iPhone.

牛马配件 - Real-time salary tracking dashboard with icons for tracking paid break activities — Real-time salary tracking dashboard with icons for tracking paid break activities

牛马配件 - Smartphone screen displaying the salary settings of the Workhorse Accessories app to track earnings per second while slacking at work — Smartphone screen displaying the salary settings of the Workhorse Accessories app to track earnings per second while slacking at work

Description

大家好，我是像素键盘手，一名独立开发者。在无数个疲惫的加班夜晚，或者是在工位上感到大脑宕机的瞬间，我经常会想一个问题：既然上班这么苦，我们能不能给自己找点乐子？哪怕是一点点微小的心理安慰？平时大家总爱开玩笑说“带薪拉屎”、“带薪喝水”，这其实是我们这群职场“牛马”在紧绷的工作节奏里，偷偷给自己争取的一点喘息空间。于是，我突发奇想：如果把这些碎片化的“摸鱼”时间具象化，换算成实打实的金钱，会不会让人感觉好受一点？抱着这个简单的想法，我开发了这款名为《牛马配件》的App。我更愿意称它为——打工人的专属情绪配件。它没有复杂的功能，主要就是围绕我们的“日薪情绪价值”来设计的。核心功能有这几个： 1. 滴答作响的“情绪按摩仪” 只要你设定好月薪和每天的工作时长，App 就会实时滚动你在当天的收入。看着数字随着时间 $0.01$、$0.01$ 地往上涨，你会真切地感受到：你的时间是有价值的。哪怕只是坐在那里发呆，你也是在赚钱的。 2. 万物皆可“带薪” 这是我做得最开心的一个功能。去茶水间倒杯水？去洗手间摸个鱼？甚至只是站在窗边深呼吸五分钟？你可以点击对应的“带薪项目”（如厕、补水、呼吸、放空……）。当你结束这段小憩时，App 会立刻告诉你：“本次带薪如厕历时5分钟，成功获取带薪收益 ¥5.50”。那种“从老板手里赚回一块钱”的隐秘快乐，真的能瞬间治愈工作的疲惫。 3. 属于打工人的“GitHub成就墙” 很多程序员朋友对 GitHub 上的“绿墙”（贡献图）有执念。我觉得，我们打工人的每一次“摸鱼”同样值得被记录！所以在App里，我设计了一面“摸鱼成就墙”。你每一次的带薪休息，都会点亮一个小绿块。看着日历上逐渐填满的绿色方块，你会获得一种极其荒谬却又十分解压的成就感。 4. 随时随地给心理充能（桌面小组件）我也为它开发了桌面小组件。你可以把它放在手机桌面上，每次解锁手机，不用打开 App，就能看到“Workhorse（牛马）”卡片上今天的带薪收益和进度条。像是一个小小的数字护身符，陪你熬过漫长的一天。写在最后：做这款App，并不是真的为了鼓励大家消极怠工。作为开发者，我自己也深知工作的辛苦与不易。我只是希望，在那些你感到压力巨大、疲惫不堪的时刻，《牛马配件》能给你一个合法、合理的理由去稍微停一下。去喝杯水吧，去上个洗手间吧，去呼吸一下新鲜空气吧。毕竟，身体是自己的，而且，这也是在赚钱呀。目前App已经上线，搜索《牛马配件》就能找到。希望这个小小的牛马配件，能给你的打工日常带来一点真实的快乐。如果你有更多有趣的“带薪”点子，也欢迎在评论区告诉我，我来把它加进App里！用户协议：https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/