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Shaky Shake

Name: Shaky Shake
Availability: InStock
Rating: 1 (1 reviews)

Unleash the Bard’s most savage burns with a flick of your wrist. Master the art of the 16th-century burn, discover its literary origins, and bring some intellectual fire to your group chats.

Key Figures

Downloads

100

User Rating

1.0/5

Total Ratings

Publisher

Clayton Sulby

Master the Art of the Shakespearean Roast

Stop settling for basic burns. Use Apple's tech to channel the Bard's wit and dismantle your rivals with 17th-century elegance.

Shake for a Savage Burn

Simply shake your device to summon a cutting insult. It's the most satisfying way to find your next favorite high-brow comeback.

Literary Receipts Included

Don't just be mean—be cultured. Every insult displays its source work, giving you the context to truly school your rivals.

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Screenshots

Shaky Shake - A list of Shakespearean insults and their literary origins in the Shaky Shake app interface — A list of Shakespearean insults and their literary origins in the Shaky Shake app interface

Shaky Shake - Shakespearean insults used in a mobile text conversation — Shakespearean insults used in a mobile text conversation

Description

Skakey Shake creates shakespearean insults and shows you where they came from! With this app you will be able to insult your friends like it's 1616. Dance on the shoulders of Shakespeare and use Apple's technology to bolster your intelligence and tear down your enemies. We all know the Shakespeare we read in school, but now feel the wrath of his insulting mind. You will be able to shake your phone and in a few taps be able to tell someone how "saucey" they are, or how much of a "minion" you think they are (which you will soon discover can be very salacious talk). Shakespeare is a man of the people. Now you can comb through that man's works and take only the saltiest, nastiest pieces, chop them up, and send them to your friends, loved ones, and enemies. Please enjoy!