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Discordian Calendar Watch

Name: Discordian Calendar Watch
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Embrace the holy chaos of Eris with the definitive digital Principia. Seamlessly track the seasons of Discord and Confusion via native Apple Watch complications designed for the modern Pope.

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Daniel Kirstenpfad

Transcend the Gregorian Illusion

The essential chronometer for Discordian Popes. Reclaim your time from the Curse of Greyface with automatic YOLD tracking and elite Watch complications.

True Watch Complications

Integrate chaos directly into your watch face. A subtle signal-flash for fellow travelers that bypasses the mundane calendar and standard time.

The Five Seasons of Eris

From Chaos to Aftermath, stay synchronized with the divine flux. Never do the manual math again to find your current Holy Day or Season.

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Discordian Calendar Watch - Splash screen of the Discordian Calendar Watch app featuring the Sacred Chao symbol with a pentagon and golden apple. — Splash screen of the Discordian Calendar Watch app featuring the Sacred Chao symbol with a pentagon and golden apple.

Discordian Calendar Watch - Interface of the Discordian Clock app displaying the current Discordian date and symbolic icons — Interface of the Discordian Clock app displaying the current Discordian date and symbolic icons

Description

The Discordian or Erisian calendar is an alternative calendar used by some adherents of Discordianism. It is specified on page 00034 of the Principia Discordia. The Discordian year 1 YOLD is 1166 BC. (Elsewhere in the Principia Discordia, it is mentioned that the Curse of Greyface occurred in 1166 BC, so this is presumably related to the start-date of the calendar.) As a reference, AD 2019 is 3185 YOLD (Year of Our Lady of Discord). The abbreviation "YOLD" is not used in the Principia, though the phrase "Year of Our Lady of Discord" is mentioned once. Worship Eris and the Fnord with this great app! It will show you the current day, season and year according to the discordian calendar. Even on your Watch as it's got the true discordian complications